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I admire my big dog

admin — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:21:52 +0000

I heard it today when i was with my dog on our breakfast trip, in europe is wheather like on Iceland.

Admiring Our Own Work

A pianist was hired to play sweet music for a cinema movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the final picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porn and hardcoredvdvideoand it was due out in a month.
A onemonth later, the musician went to a porn peep theatre to see it. With his collar up andblack glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring sobad niches like : massgroup sex, S/M and even a dog banging.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to theother guestand said, “I’m only here to listen to the music.”
“Yeah?” replied the man. “We’re only here to see our lovely dog.”

Pregnant blonde

admin — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 19:55:04 +0000

�It must be great feeling , you have great sex few weeks ago, you make big career and change guys every nights, now you go to toilet and piss on this small test …. Lifes end Check how this things see blonde young woman.

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Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
A: Gee, Are you sure it’s mine? Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman “in what position was the baby conceived ?”

“He was on top “, she replied.
“You will have a boy !” the doctor exclaimed.

The second woman was asked the same question.
“I was on top “, was the reply.
“you will have a baby girl. ” said the doctor.

With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears.
“What’s the matter ?” asked the doc.
“Am I going to have puppies ?”…..

Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.

Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.

Big tits boss

admin — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 19:48:43 +0000

Busty business woman from LA and New York , lawyers - big company boss and doctors from big hospitals. That woman make big career but also need good banging in bed. Their tits just wait for huge cum load. Check biggest tits boss - sex in office, on desk, on floor and in firm toilet.

Stopid Laws - visiting New York.

admin — Mon, 14 May 2007 09:41:22 +0000

In my eyes New york means� huge traffic, huge smog, niggaz in ghetto and dump laws.

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In New York City…

Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing.”
You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business

Italian freak

admin — Mon, 14 May 2007 09:03:57 +0000

Next one only for people over 18, if you want read this , be sure you are old, very old.

======= The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.

“Of course, my son,” said the priest.

“Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her.”

“That’s a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess,” said the priest.

“It’s worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors,” continued the old man.

“Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly,” said the priest.

“Thanks, Father,” said the old man. “That’s a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?”

“Of course, my son,” said the priest.

The old man asked, “Do I need to tell her that the war is over?” ========

Three cute blondes.

admin — Fri, 11 May 2007 22:54:53 +0000

Eh, sorry for big delay but real life sometimes goes bad ,but now everything is correct so new portion of big laught just come. On first line come blonde joke about three quite wise girls.

“Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.

The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said,

“I think they could be bird tracks.”

The second blonde went to look and said,

“No, I think these are deer tracks.”

They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!”

Mailman joke

admin — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 19:45:43 +0000

What love guys ? Talking about naked girls, so we start our date with silly girls, stupid mother and great big breasts.

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One night while the parent’s were having sex a kid walked into the room and saw his parents having sex. The mother jumped up and exclaimed, go in your room billy, I will be right in there. After careful consideration, the father decided that it would be best if he went in and explained it to billy.

Billy, what we were doing is making you a baby brother. Oh goody, goody cried billy. The next morning as the father came down the stairs he found billy sitting at the bottom of the steps.

What are you doing up billy he asked. I am thinking about my baby brother said billy and with that his father left for work. Late that evening the father came in from work to find billy sitting on the steps but crying this time.

Why billy, what is wrong? This morning when I left you were happy about getting a baby brother and now you are crying. Well, I was happy daddy but then the mailman came and ate my baby brother all gone.

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Blonde Car Accident

admin — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:13:08 +0000

Here we start dirty blog with nasty jokes.
First we are going with blonde accident story.

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“One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!”

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Hello world!

admin — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 16:35:56 +0000

Welcome to my stupid site, love is funny and everyday we can find new stupid with so lets roll on the floor.